Have you ever gotten pregnant?
I am a man. And thankfully or not, I haven’t gotten anyone pregnant yet.
Showered with someone else?
Yes. It is fun. People in relationships should at least be able to shower together more than they have sex.
Been at a yard sale?
Yes, but I have never set up one. One quick look at my room and I bet some people could be convinced to buy my stuff but it’s just that I never really had gotten around to selling any of them.
Found something valuable on the ground?
Other than a few spare change, not really. I read this story of a man once who was leaving playing cards all over the city, it was in New York I think. That could be cool. I might try that one day.
What is your “Song of the Week”?
“Miss Missing You” by Fall Out Boy
Dance in the car?
I don’t have a car. Moot.
Tea or coffee?
Coffee. Tea, for when I figure I might not be able to shit when I need to.
You’ve got the TV on, but you’re not really watching. What channel is the TV on?
Any channel that has food on it, or Cartoon Network.